Wednesday, May 19, 2010

TJ, Tyler, Health Class and Nastiness...

TJ & Tyler have Health class...6th grade they learn about the actual act of sex. How babies are made & how to protect yourself. I signed off on it for them to have it and I support sex ed.

With that being said I was NEVER ready to have the talk. I'm a very honest parent...they knew that they came out of my hot pocket and not delivered to me by the stork. BUT I was NOT ready for the talk.

Apparently my kids weren't either...TJ came in giggling and off into his room. He has the makings of a mustache, it's all dark and peachy fuzzy on his face so he went to go play with it...again.

Tyler came in and went straight to me...Here was the convo:

Tyler- Mom, I don't wanna hear anything about penises or vaginas for a long time!


Tyler- We had health class today and we learned about sex and how you make babies.

Me- OK, you have questions?

Tyler- Yeah....So you let our Daddy do that stuff to you? Five Times? To make us??

Me- Ummmmm, huh?

Tyler- You did! You did!! I can't believe that!! Ewwwwww!!!!

He's gonna need therapy when he finds out 1 I haven't done it just the 5 times and 2 people don't have sex just to make babies.

For the next 3 kids, I'm taking shots of patron when they tell me they had health class....

1 comment:

  1. This is one of the funniest things I have read in a long time! As the mother of an (almost) 11 year old son I'm considering banning health classes from his school schedule now.....