TJ & Tyler have Health class...6th grade they learn about the actual act of sex. How babies are made & how to protect yourself. I signed off on it for them to have it and I support sex ed.
With that being said I was NEVER ready to have the talk. I'm a very honest parent...they knew that they came out of my hot pocket and not delivered to me by the stork. BUT I was NOT ready for the talk.
Apparently my kids weren't either...TJ came in giggling and off into his room. He has the makings of a mustache, it's all dark and peachy fuzzy on his face so he went to go play with it...again.
Tyler came in and went straight to me...Here was the convo:
Tyler- Mom, I don't wanna hear anything about penises or vaginas for a long time!
Tyler- We had health class today and we learned about sex and how you make babies.
Me- OK, you have questions?
Tyler- Yeah....So you let our Daddy do that stuff to you? Five Times? To make us??
Me- Ummmmm, huh?
Tyler- You did! You did!! I can't believe that!! Ewwwwww!!!!
He's gonna need therapy when he finds out 1 I haven't done it just the 5 times and 2 people don't have sex just to make babies.
For the next 3 kids, I'm taking shots of patron when they tell me they had health class....